Check out this beauty:
If you can't make out the blurb at the top of the poster (I like that it's above the title of the actual film), it says "From A Producer of The Devil's Rejects". That's right: "A" producer, meaning one, meaning of the twelve producers that worked on The Devil's Rejects, one of them also worked on Razortooth (which has seven producers itself).
Hell... I see opportunity here. A precedent has been set!:
"From a script girl who worked on The Notebook..."
"From the second assistant cameraman of The Firm..."
"From an actor* in The Bad News Bears**..."
(*extra in the bleachers)
(**the 2005 version)
So, if there is anybody out there who worked on The Dark Knight - in any capacity whatsoever! - please contact me so we can record something, anything, put your "name" on a poster, and sell some plastic cases on consignment in big retail stores. I bet we can at least break even.
This might be my new favorite movie title (I can't believe it took somebody this long...):