Wednesday, March 18, 2009

UMMM.....



She also likes dogs:


She's amazing...

18 comments:

Megan said...

Sigh.

Fox said...

Megan-

How should I interpret that sigh???

J.D. said...

Not to mention she's funny as hell ta boot.

SMILEY FACE is, hands down, my fave film of hers. She is simply amazing in that one.

Fox said...

J.D.-

Her talent should go without saying at this point. The body is just a bonus.

We disagree on Smiley Face though (and I know we've talked about that before).

bill r. said...

Yikes. Where the hell did those come from??

Kat Candler said...

she is comedy genius.

Fox said...

Rick Olson snapped them on his back porch last weekend. He was having some party. I think Greg F. was there too.

Or... maybe they came from here.

Robert Pattinson said...

Wow. Miss Faris is so much more beautiful than I am. I can't believe they skipped her for the GQ cover and granted it to me.

One Love,
Rob

PIPER said...

Fox,

You dog. You know you got those photos from me. Farris mailed them to me and then while I was drinking a beer and you were having your strawberry smoothie, I said to you "hey, you wanna see something cool?" And you said "hellz to the yeah." And I said, "would you please stop saying that." And then you agreed to stop saying that and I brought out the photos and you said that you wanted to borrow them to make color copies and that you would be right back. That was last night and here it is the afternoon now and you've posted them.

Fox said...

Piper-

PLEASE!!!

You've tried this old "switcheroo"/"bait-and-switch"/"shell game"/"rabbit-in-the-hat" trick before!

You've "made" the exact same "claim" on many other blogs "before"!:

Like time Jonathan posted pics of Rita Hayworth... or the time Bill R. posted pics of Rosemary Clooney... or the time Arbogast posted pics of Jackie Joyner Kersey...

It's becoming a "habit" man. Ya need to "stop".

JARVIS said...

fOX-

I REaLlY DoN'T UNDErstAND tHE wAY yoUR GenRE Of LIVinG BeINGS CaLLED " HUmANs " ENJoYS tHE WEIrD PhoTOs oF THiS AnGLE AnD LiGHT cAptuRE.

I KiND of FEEl bAD foR YoU BEcaUSE aS A ROBoT/ANdrOID, I HAvE MUcH MOrE SexUALLy PrOGREsSIvE EnCOuNTERs WitH MY OppOSitE " GEnDEr " [Is THAt ThE WORd YOu HuMANs USE ? ?]. WE CaN'T COMPREHeNd YoUR " OnE POLe/OnE HoLE " MeTHOd.

FoR EXAMPlE, HErE Is A PICTuRE oF mY " FEMAlE " COmPAnIOn'S PRivATe PoRTioN. DoN'T WOrRY. ThE PhOTo IS SuITabLE FoR YoU To VieW AT YOUR WoRk HoUSes.

- JARvIS

**(Editor's Note: In the event that JARVIS was to ever comment at TRACTOR FACTS, I was politely asked by the people at The Invisible Edge blog to make it clear that JARVIS's ideas, thoughts, opinions, and bigotry are NOT necessarily those shared by the founders of The Invisible Edge.)

Greg F. said...

Jarvis, the real Jarvis, might have a thing or two to say about that last post, if I actually granted him the freedom to comment on his own.

Which I don't.

But he has something to say tomorrow again, so tune in.

Oh, and - Ha Ha, Piper doesn't know who I am. Nobody tell him, make him click the profile.

Fox said...

Greg F.-

Are you saying that that comment isn't from "the real Jarvis"?

This is really disturbing. I like the freedom of the internet and all, but if people are gonna start impersonating other people (or robots) and/or posting under pseudonyms, then this whole thing that we call "the blogosphere" could really collapses in on us, y'know?

Anyway... I still believe that was Jarvis, and nothing but nobody can ever take that from me.

-Fox Peterson

Reel Whore said...

I don't care who's the rightful owner of the photos, I just appreciate Fox for sharing them. :-)

Although, I noticed he saved the 'put 'em on the glass' image for his personal enjoyment. Why you gotta hold out on us?!

Fox said...

Reel Whore-

Oddly, I didn't like that picture that much. I mean, I like any picture of Anna Faris, but that one didn't do it for me.

And, I'll be honest, I don't typically see her in a super sexualized way even though I love her to pieces. She could wear ratty gym clothes and I would probably turn red.

PIPER said...

So I guess Lapper is selling his icon for a tidy sum? That guy will do anything for money.

Reel Whore said...

Anna Faris is like that one girl who's your best bud...until she walks into your room with a cutoff shirt like that and you go all Tex Avery wolf-eyes. Wowza!

Then of course she'd say something funny as hell and make you feel like a perv.

Fox said...

Reel Whore-

Yes. She's too nice and talented and funny to treat disrespectfully. She's someone you'd want to date.