But whatever gripping technique our red sweatered friend used on Jackman (I'm guessing it was "the Tokyo drift"... a personal favorite of mine), it must've worked, because - as you'll see below - Hugh totally jizzed in his pants:
And how about our red-sweatered friend?? Talk about your bold pick-up move.
RSF: Hey. Hello mister X-Man Hollywood man. I want please to make you jizz hard and good.
HJ: G'Day young Hiroki. Whoa... AHHHuhhhaHHHuhhh ohh... CRICKEEEEEEEEEEEY!!
RSF: You date me now three years.
HJ: Ok. Hey... do you like boomerangs and Peter Weir?
Man, man, man... I freakin' love the Japanese. They're pretty much my favorite type of people ever.