Is it me, or are these new Terminator : Salvation toys really lame????Forget lame... how about perverted! Check out that Tetsuo : The Iron Man-style machine gun penis on the Jesse Ventura looking one. (I know what you're thinking, "That's a gun he's holding you idiot!" ... yeah, well, that's what they want you to think.) If you ask me, a little Japanese techno-horror is exactly what this franchise needs anyway.
And what's up with that terminator's weirdo face?!?! It has a grin on it that could put it on Cute Overload or possibly make it a LOL TERMINATOR! on I Can Has Cheezburger.
Do I even need to point out the Simon Rex/underwear model-looking cyborg on the right??? This is gonna be the gayest Terminator ev-er!
Which would be pretty cool, actually.
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I like the idea, what could be scarier than making Sloth from "The Goonies" into a horrible robot? His weakness remains Baby Ruth bars.
What the fuck? These can't be real. This is as horrible of an idea as adapting Slumdog Millionaire action figures.
Dude! I was totally thinking Sloth too! Ha! It was either Slot of Jesse Ventura, and I think you made the wiser choice.
I don't know if most kids felt this way, but Sloth scared me when I saw him. Even after I knew he was nice I was scared. He was so gross that he scared me. I think it was my first encounter with defromaties.
Slumdog figures would be hilarious!
They could have a special Outhouse Jamal figure with the wooden toilet accessory (w/ removable poop swamp underneath). This, of course, would only be available when you sent in some proof of purchases.
I like the LOL Terminator. But not as much as I like the ROFLMA Terminator. Or the OMFG Terminator.
Piper-
Ha! I think the OMFG Terminator label would go nicely with the metal dude in the very back. He seems very much over all of the other ones.
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