Inspired by that weirdo Piper over at Lazy Eye Theater, and in keeping with the events of the day, I thought I would post some Presidential words that have inspired me in the past, and that - I HOPE - will equally inspire all of you.---
President Camacho: "Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution."
South Carolina Representative # 1: "That's what you said last time, dipshit!"
South Carolina Representative # 2: "Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!"
President Camacho: "Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING."
Congressman #1: Break it down, Camacho!
President Camacho: "Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING."
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As my friend Victor pointed out via e-mail, Camacho's three-point plan about Not Sure eerily resembles the overly-laudatory comments that have been unfairly laid upon our brand spanking new President Obama.
9 comments:
Like both of Judge's movies, I think the first 10 minutes are brilliant and then it falls to part for me.
But reading this makes me want to go back and revisit it.
Btw, did you see Biden's wife and daughter kiss on the lips? That was the most beautiful, sexy.... wait... I mean disgusting. Disgusting. What's hot about a MILF and a teen kissing. Nothing, that's what.
Falls apart. Falls apart.
Piper, you sick man! But... it's possible that that is her stepmom, b/c Biden is remarried. Ah, heck... I don't mean to ruin any (sick) fantasy you may have. Biden's daughter IS a cutie, though.
And I agree with you on Idiocracy. Well, for me it extends a little bit past the 10 minute mark for awesomeness, but it does totally drop off... BIG TIME. Still, it's best moments save it from being poor.
Boo to both of you for speaking ill of Idiocracy even in the slightest. And here you'd earned super bonus double special brownie points from me for having an Idiocracy post, Fox. All down the toilet with your words here in the comments. That's what you get when you listen to that nutter Piper...
Aww Fletch... come on! I gave it 3 stars on Netflix!
Maybe I rang too much of a down note in my previous comment, but I didn't mean too. I think it was just Piper's negativity influencing me.
Still, I stand by the feeling that Idiocracy really becomes hit & miss after 20-30 minutes. Maybe I just feel that way b/c I wanted to see some more Justin Long after his brief appearance as the doctor:
"Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now."
Well, Long's appearance is one of the film's high points - I'll give you that much.
Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded."
Dr. Lexus. Genius.
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Really, when you watch it a second time, the weak parts become less weak.
Well, all I know, is that if anyone of you pledge (PLEDGE!) to name their first - or next - born child Beef Supreme, then I will pledge (PLEDGE!) to start a whole new blog dedicated to you!
Lines from movies really never make their way into my life, but every time anyone mentions electrolytes, I have to add "it's what plants crave!"
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