Tuesday, November 25, 2008

TWY AS YOU MAY AND TWY AS YOU MIGHT YOU JUST CAN'T SPOIL MY TWILIGHT NIGHT!

You'd think that if there was one franchise out there that is SPOILER-proof, it would be the Twilight series. Even if you haven't read the books, the story is in our collective unconscious and you know what happens even if you don't know that you know it yet.

So a *shrug* of the shoulders goes out to some NYers who tried to spoil Twilight by writing plot point from the series on some subway posters (CLICK TO ENLARGE):


Someone at NYMag wrote translation quote bubbles for some of the scribbles, but not all of them, so I decided to fill you in on what the rest of them say:

*"Bella votes for McCain"

*"Edward gets traded to the Milwaukee Brewers"

*"Bella buys a HD DVD player at a bargain price not knowing that Blu-ray won out and so Edward calls her stupid for it"

*"Edward finds a Taylor Swift cd in Bella's car and flips out"

*"On a goof, Bella gives Edward some Caro syrup w/ red food coloring and he almost dies"

*"Bella's father gets wasted and posts on his blog that 'vampires are gay!' "

7 comments:

J.D. said...

Man, HD-DVD? Stupid bitch.

Rick Olson said...

Oh, man, like, you spoiled it. Now I'll never be surprised that Dumbledore's gay and Darth is Luke's father.

But ... what a daring stylistic choice to put a penis drawing in the movie.

Krauthammer said...

The penis is a spoiler to the fact that Edward apparently has one.

Fox said...

It's a very bizarre looking penis too... looking like the tip of a Bic pen or a perfectly shaven pencil.

It must have been sketched by a woman b/c men would never depict a penis in such a way.

ALTHOUGH... maybe Krauthammer is onto something by suggesting that Edward could have a special "vampire penis". And perhaps they look different penises human penises. You know, like how a dog penis looks like lipstick? Yeah... that type of thing.

Penis.

Kat Candler said...

Hilarious.

Megan said...

Hey, at least they're reading...

Gerard said...

It cannot have effect in reality, that is what I consider.
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