So a *shrug* of the shoulders goes out to some NYers who tried to spoil Twilight by writing plot point from the series on some subway posters (CLICK TO ENLARGE):
Someone at NYMag wrote translation quote bubbles for some of the scribbles, but not all of them, so I decided to fill you in on what the rest of them say:
*"Bella votes for McCain"
*"Edward gets traded to the Milwaukee Brewers"
*"Bella buys a HD DVD player at a bargain price not knowing that Blu-ray won out and so Edward calls her stupid for it"
*"Edward finds a Taylor Swift cd in Bella's car and flips out"
*"On a goof, Bella gives Edward some Caro syrup w/ red food coloring and he almost dies"
*"Bella's father gets wasted and posts on his blog that 'vampires are gay!' "