Downey Jr. is playing Robert Ford as REALLY gay this time instead of "undertones of gay" like Casey Affleck did in the 2007 original.
Since Guy Ritchie is directing, expect cameos from Goldie, Tricky, and that girl from The Sneaker Pimps. Also, there will be a scene where someone accidentally gets shot and it's real crazy and intense and "funny". There will also be dogs on collars, loud pop music, and loads of British people pretending to be intimidating.
BONUS: For putting up with this post, so far, here is some toilet paper for you...
Like strategically eying the icing on a cake in order to choose which slice to eat, there are a variety of areas here to pick from for your first wipe.
It's understandable that you'd want to immediately go for BeniCheo's head, but I think the most productive move would be to go for the CHE title, becaue you could then take out the names "Che" and "Steven Soderbergh" at the same time!
Lastly, word has it that stupid skank and casting-couch heroine, Rose McGowan, will be playing Linda Lovelace in the upcoming dead pornstar's biopic. Obviously, McGowan won't be doing any research for the role.