Thursday, September 11, 2008

PLEASE, NO CRACKS ABOUT THE MARKS ON HER KNEES...

I can't believe Scarlett Johansson is still only 23! She's like that kicker on your favorite college team that mysteriously seems to be playing into his sixth year. (BTW... shout-out to my man Morten Andersen who, last year, was still kicking at the age of 48 (!!) and who always kept it real with that pre-1980's two bar facemask.)

These new pictures actually kinda creep me out. It's not just the vacant look on Scarlett's face that bugs me, but the overall dankness in the photos...

The first shot is mildly degrading with that "bruised kneecap" sex-kitten look... the second shot seems to imply suicide by hanging... and the negative space in the third is taken up by a cracked, mildewy, dry-blood looking wall. The eroticism is dry...

... unless you're into that kinda thing, which, as long as it's consensual, hey, whatever you're into man. Lord knows that others wouldn't jive with the going-ons in the corner of my mind either.

6 comments:

Reel Whore said...

I don't know, I kinda dig the second photo. Guess the blank stare fits more with being her caught in the cookie jar stance.

Fox said...

I think you're on a better track. Hmm... sure shows you where my heads at. No no no, I'm not suicidal, I just think I've watched too many Russian movies lately. Instead, I should eat more cookies.

Reel Whore said...

You must be watching lots of Russian flicks - that's your second Russian reference.

There's nothing wrong with cookies, especially if ScarJo were to bring them to you...whether she crawl on the floor to do is your decision.

Piper said...

That 3rd shot is in dire need of a foundation specialist. I've got a good number for them.

Fox said...

ReelWhore-

I'm kind of obsessed with Russians... same for Koreans and Japanese. Mind you, I know very little of their true culture... my reference points exist in daydreams and movies.

Piper-

"Foundation specialist". Is that political correct speak for handyman?

Reel Whore said...

I'm like you. I'm a sucker for all things Chinese and Japanese. I would love to visit Japan - but my wife understands I would be MIA once there.