If you haven't been to the supreme blog that is Kindertrauma, then you haven't fully experienced the internet.
It's true that they've posted a "traumafession" of mine today, and that I would like you to go read it, but that has no impact on the love I've had for Uncle Lancifer and Aunt John for quite some time. Frankly, they are among my short list of Blogosphere Heroes.
So sure. Go there now to read how Pete's Dragon messed me up, but more importantly, go to Kindertrauma every day... you will be on the road to self-acceptance because of it.
p.s. That brilliant photo up top is the work of Kindertrauma, not I.