Monday, September 15, 2008

COONSKIN CAPRIO

Will someone please knock that raccoon off Leonardo's face? Seriously! It's bugging the crap out of me!

7 comments:

Ibetolis said...

I'm with you on this.

The boy just don't look right.

Fox said...

The whole persona feels awkward. In the trailer he speaks with a phony southern accent that makes me cringe. It's like Julia Roberts' phony drawl in Charlie Wilson's War... I mean, damn... get a clue lady! I'd rather them have cast Robert Duvall with a wig on. It woulda been 20 times more accurate!

Megan said...

God, does he squint throughout the entire film?

Fletch said...

Megan, maybe he's trying to hook up with Renee Zellwegger.

The goatee doesn't bother me. Though there's an ad for some razor with a guy with a "flame" beard that looks really, really lame. That bothers me.

Fox said...

Megan-

I guess that's why he's wearing shades. He can't take glare of the body of lies coming at him. IT'S TOO MUCH!.

Fletch -

The goattee is just too poofy for me. I feel like if I was having lunch with Leo - which happens a lot, y'know - I would just wanna reach across the table and play with it.

Fletch said...

Weren't you just canoodling with Catherine Keener the other day? I need to get into your inner circle. Oh, and tell Leo to visit my site - I'm dying to have a celebrity fan.

Fox said...

Fletch... uh hum... let's keep that Keener "rumor" on the DL, okay?

As for Leo. I just Twitter'd him and he said he was a fan of your blog until you started laying into Nic Cage. (Apparently they are kinda friendly.) Anyway, maybe you should post a retraction of of your Cage hatred???