I'm sure everybody from my generation on has experienced a "Fright Night" at an amusement park. You know: subpar haunted houses, cobwebs on the rails of roller coaster queues, janitors & carnies reluctantly wearing Spiderman get-ups at the behest of their boss.
One of the highlights was seeing park employees dressed up in Freddy or Dracula or Leatherface or Jason costumes randomly roaming the park, occasionally jumping out of a bush to try and scare us.
This trend will continue at Universal Studios this Halloween where there will be...
...a "murderers' row" of Universal notorious celluloid creatures that includes The Wolf Man, The Mummy, Frankenstein's Monster, Chucky and "Psycho's" Mother Bates. (worstpreviews)
Oh yeah, and um... also the uh... those three idiots from The Strangers...
The relentless masked killers from the horror-thriller hit, "The Strangers," (Pin-Up Girl, Doll Face, and The Man In The Mask) will make their theme park debut with vivid appearances in "House of Horrors: Meet the Strangers," one of many terror-filled mazes featured in Universal Studios Hollywood's "Halloween Horror Nights" event, beginning on Friday, October 3rd.
There will be no escaping "The Strangers" at this year's Halloween Horror Nights event. The deadly masked creatures will also be found stealthily roaming the dark byways of the park in their own "scare zones."
My treat this Halloween will be to fly to Hollywood with the purpose of confronting this trio of suck for their shit*y movie. I know they don't talk much so it should be a pretty one-sided argument, but if they try to cut me, ohhhhh boy... it's on!
I don't even care if 2/3 of The Strangers are women, because if a woman brings a knife to a fist fight, then a woman best be prepared to get hit.
That's right people. Nobody - not your parents, not your politicians, not your studio heads - is gonna do a lick about the poor quality of modern horror, so it's time to take action into our own hands.... starting with me. And I'm bringing Frankenstein's Monster along!