Tuesday, August 26, 2008

I JUST LOVE IT WHEN CLASSIC ACTION FILMS GET THEIR GENDER SPECIFIC SPIN OFFS

No word yet if Alpa Chino makes a cameo, but early buzz has the following actors attached: Timothy Bottoms, Brian Cox, Anson Mount, Olivia Hussey, Jeanne Tripplehorn, and Richard Gere.



12 comments:

scary film reviewer said...

when i saw that cover i thought it was a porno parody. Apparently not.

Fox said...

Yeah... not a parody just a straight up porno! :) I guess I shoulda said "DON'T GOOGLE THIS MOVIE AT WORK".

But you know, you bring something up that could be interesting: A movie that is a parody of a porno that is mimicing a movie.

OK, maybe that wouldn't be interesting and it's just kind of typical of our wink-wink times, but still... if someone wants to pay me for that idea I will flesh it out.

Fletch said...

I too thought it was a porno. Isn't that actress a porn star? Even is she isn't, the second pic looks like Jenna.

Fox said...

Oh, it's definitely a porno. I just made sure not to post any of the naughty pics.

I saw an ad for it in the back pages of Rolling Stone with two other movies (it was in a 3-Pack): Pulp Friction and a James Bond knock-off DD7.

(I wonder if the porn world has title people like Hallmark has greeting card writers. They just sit there and try their hardest to come up with stuff like Saving Ryan's Privates.)

Anyway, Fletch... Jenna? Who is this "Jenna" you speak of? I do not know what it is that you are talking about my friend.

Fletch said...

She's a brilliant thespian, Fox. Really top-notch acting abilities. Able to slip into a role like few others.

Rick Olson said...

And she fills out a nightshirt as well as Carmen Luvana. Or so I hear.

Fox said...

Truth be told, I was never a Jenna fan. I didn't really get it. She was kind of too, hmmm... how do I say... "out of proportion" for me?

I did like Chasey Lain though. 1. She was in Orgazmo, 2. She got it on with Ray Allen in He Got Game, and 3. Her film Chasey Loves Rocco is a goddamned masterpiece!

I could be wrong, but I think Lapper might have dated her...

Victor said...

Chasey Lain remains an all-time favorite of mine.

Also, I don't know if you intentionally used the phrase, but I thought your use of "flesh it out" was quite fitting.

Victor said...

Also, I don't know who are most talented: the guys who come up with porno titles, or the guys who write the NY Post headlines.

Fox said...

Nice find, Victor.

I would give the edge to New York Post headline writers. I love puns, so they kill me on a regular basis.

I also love Michelle Collins' recent take on them: Check it out!

elgringo said...

Haha, how do you find these movies?

Nothing I love more than when my porno features bullet wounds and cocaine. Hot.

Matthew Hawkins said...

Haha, how do you find these movies? Nothing I love more than when my porno features bullet wounds and cocaine. Hot.