Just when I thought I couldn't hate this dude any more. Hopefully his well will dry up soon so he can't afford to rent a camera or buy film.
You think the main character's named Rex?
Here is a plot rundown:"Hunted in one of the most desolate regions of America, preyed upon by an evil that does not sleep, (Tyrannosaurus) Rex Hauser is The Nail - and it's time he took a stand. A semi-pro wrestler, Hauser has been touring the country performing at small-time arenas until the fateful night he and his family run afoul of a bloodthirsty gang of Satanic bikers stalking the North Dakota Badlands. Now he's a lone man fighting for the survival of his loved ones in a no-holds-barred standoff against the forces of Hell itself!"I can just see Zombie writing that idea down on a napkin and high-fiving the bartender.
Everything that Rob Zombie has created in his entire career is just a mash-up of bits from 100 year's worth of horror movies. And I mean everything -- this goes for all his music as well (both with White Zombie and otherwise). Come on, world -- do we really need to reward this guy for having no life? Yeesh.
Luke, I don't know about you, but that sounded like the perfect header for some sort of anti-Zombie petition. Though... I couldn't sign it. :(I wouldn't wanna take away the guy's right to be an idiot.
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