Tuesday, July 29, 2008

TIM BURTON'S BATMAN NEVER INSPIRED SUCH DOMESTIC TERROR!

My, my.... look at what the mania behind The Dark Knight hath wrought:

From The Smoking Gun:

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My favorite thing about that police report is that the transcriber typed Night instead of Knight, implying that just maybe there was at least one person in America who went untouched by the film's 56-month marketing campaign.

5 comments:

J.D. said...

He's sort of cute. Huh.

Fox said...

I know, right? It's definitely not your normal looking mug shot. Well groomed, but just a tad disheveled... in a very calculated way. Like he could be in Panic At The Disco or something.

J.D. said...

Mmmmmmmm, Panic at the Disco...

elgringo said...

I guess the naysayers were right, movies do promote crime/violence/premarital sex/bestiality, etc.

tim said...

WHOA! When did "premarital bestiality sex" enter into the picture? Did I miss an update on this story?? Awesome.

Actually, The Dark Knight would make a pretty kick ass equestrian bestiality movie title as well.

Way to go El-G... see where you've driven this blog to go to???