Friday, June 20, 2008

OMG... THIS POSTER IS SO CLEVER CUZ LIKE IT TURNS THE TWO "R"S FACE TO FACE LIKE THEY'RE REFLECTIONS OF EACH OTHER!


So Wes Craven has a new movie coming out?

-Nope.

But the poster says "From The Director Of THE HILLS HAVE EYES"?!?

-Well, yeah... but it's kinda like that "Blue Monday"-Orgy-New Order thingy. In today's world, if you touched it last, it's yours.

But, but... Alexander Aja sucks! He turned a fun B-movie into a sado-horror piece of crap!

-Actually, he just goes by "Alex" now. Half the syllables, still full amount of suckage.

Oh, and nice steal the white-of-the-eyes poster gimmick from Ringu. Man... you suck Alex!

-Yeah, Alex. You SUCK!

4 comments:

Fletch said...

OMG U R TTLY TEH ROCKXERZ!

Sorry - don't know what came over me. Following your theme, they totally missed an opportunity by not making the two Ls in "Hills" face each other as well. Boo them.

Fox said...

Future posters should have Rorschach-like profiles of Kiefer Sutherland's face.

Anonymous said...

ha!

WaywardJam said...

I thought we moved beyond the 'fun with fonts' era after the hella-lameness of Thir13en Ghosts?