Wednesday, June 25, 2008

BIZARRO BLOG-A-THON : SACHA BARON-COHEN'S CULTURAL ENEMA CINEMA

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A few weeks ago, news spread that Sacha Baron Cohen's long-awaited follow-up to Borat, entitled Bruno, would be a release for the summer of 2009.

This is exciting information.

Cohen's crass, righteous cinema is the type of social art we need in order to keep our classes segregated. In an overpopulated Earth, short on resources and interpersonal communication, we need a propagandist to us help in dividing, conquering, and exterminating the less-educated, less-privileged, and less cultured among us. Sacha Baron Cohen - under his white-hooded monikers of Borat, Bruno, and Ali G - is that person.

Borat was a brave film. Hiding behind a Kazakhstanian persona, and an ambushing camera crew, the British born Cohen exposed American cultural evils such as the mom-and-pop shop, rodeos, and used car-dealerships. What was brilliant about Cohen's technique was that he yielded no mercy for his victims. Mouth breathers don't deserve a chance at self-defense.

It's 2008, and if populations aren't in-line, by now, with the agenda of high-minded hipsterdom then it's just too bad... and too late. If we truly dream of ever achieving a new-American cultural cleansing, then Sacha Baron Cohen's style of instant vilification and marginalization is something we all must practice in our daily lives.

Borat'
s hard-knocking fascism was refreshing. It was therapeutic to watch a film in which our feelings of superiority were reaffirmed. If the Bruno clips on YouTube are any indication of what its motion picture will be like, then Cohen has once again risked injury by plunging the into the darkest evils imaginable... football games, spring break beaches, and dance classes in the American south.

Nowhere else on Earth will you find places so intolerant and unaccepting of homosexuality. Forget what you may have heard about China, Afghanistan, Iran, or various regions in South America and Africa. If intolerance existed there, Cohen would confront it and expose it. He is not an opportunist, nor a scavenger, but a fearless soldier in the battle for an elite new world.

20 comments:

Rick Olson said...

Borat is a cultural hero. I especially like how he treated the presbyterian preacher in Birmingham, who I know personally and he deserves it.

Also, I hate your blog. I'm so not coming back anymore.

Marilyn said...

Sacha Baron Cohen should have been the lead in Sweeney Todd. He's so much more handsome than that pustule Johnny Depp.

elgringo said...

That picture is A-MAZING.

I agree with Marilyn, although, if I were to cast it, Cohen would have replaced Helena Bonham Carter.

Rodeos are evil. That I can agree with.

Luke Harrington said...

I'd have to say that this is not the best Bizarro post I've read so far. You sir, are not a master of satire.

(By which, of course, I mean it is and you are. Wait, now I'm confused...)

Megan said...

I don't know if I can wait a whole year for this.

Fox said...

All of this commenting is really distracting. Piper promised me peace and quiet if I participated in his "web log" thingy.

If I had known that YOU PEOPLE (i.e. "bloggers") would be reading this post then I never would have written it.

Please never comment again, and don't return here at least 5 times a day so my hit count won't go up and up...

hobbes said...

Bravo, Fox!

If Cohen pulled this pretty much anywhere else, he would come home in a box, and he knows it. Which is why he's come back here again.

Soiled Sinema said...
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Soiled Sinema said...

I heard the Israeli's loved Borat!

The "Bruno" character is another example of Cohen's "persecution complex" gone schizo.

It's a shame that most people don't realize how much of scumbag that maggot really is.

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