Tuesday, March 04, 2008

IF THE BOOBS DON'T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT

"I used to hate my body so much because I thought my bust was too big. But it was definitely my breasts that won for me today."

Japanese model Serena Kozakura was charged with breaking into her ex-boyfriend's apartment via a hole in the door. But her lawyer proved that the model's boobs were too big to actually pull off such a feat!

I don't know how it went down in the courtroom, but I can only hope that the defense team had Ms. Korakoza crawl her way through an equally diametrical hole (a la O.J. and the glove).

And hey... prosecution! What's up!?! No retort? How about "Is it possible you were wearing a sports bra that night Ms. Korakoza?". I mean, boobs are pretty malleable, right? You ladies have to put them in those horrific mammogram machines once a year... I'd imagine you could squeeze them through a doggie door if need be. Especially if you're scorned!

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