Wednesday, January 16, 2008

JENNA CLOSES THE CURTAINS

The most mainstream female pornstar of all time is calling it quits.

At the Adult Video News Awards (survivor of the writer's strike...) Jenna Jameson got all Scarlet O'Hara on the crowd, and proclaimed:

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"Honesty is key. I will never, ever,
ever spread my legs again in this industry again. Ever!"
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My first thought is... But how will she get them closed??? She might have to go to a physical therapist to relearn how to cross those thighs. And when she does, there's gotta be a gap big enough to throw a football through!

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Jenna's announcement was met with a chorus of boos from the audience at the Mandalay Bay Events Center, and sparked rumours she might be expecting a baby with her UFC champion boyfriend Tito Ortiz. (Stuff)

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For Jenna, giving birth must be a breeze. Whatever doctor gets that assignment has it made. It will be like taking a piece of candy from a PEZ dispenser.

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