Saturday, December 29, 2007

THE BIZARRE STAR-CROSSED CAREER PATHS OF DUSTIN & PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN

While I was watching Philip Seymour Hoffman on screen yesterday during a screening of Charlie Wilson's War, I couldn't get Dustin Hoffman out of my mind. Maybe it was the ridiculous hair and mustache P.S. Hoffman was wearing, maybe it was his short stature and deadpan/monotone voice... and then "duh!", I realized it.... "they share last names".

Just the Fraggles in my brain playing games with me again... or was it?

I started thinking about the films each have been in. Here is a list of similar roles. Is it coincidence, conspiracy, or could Philip Seymour be Dustin's long lost love child with some chick grip on the filming of The Graduate?!?!


THE "DRESS UP IN DRAG" FILMS

Philip S. in Flawless, Dustin in Tootsie



THE "BAD HAIR" FILM

Philip S. in Boogie Nights, Dustin in Mr. Magoriums Wonder Emporium



THE "PLAYING A REAL LIFE FAMOUS WRITER" FILM

Philip S. in Almost Famous, Dustin in All The President's Men



THE "DAVID MAMET" FILM

Philip S. in State and Main, Dustin in Wag The Dog



THE "PLAYING A 'RETARD' AND WINNING AN ACADEMY AWARD" FILM

Philip S. in Capote, Dustin in Rain Main



THE "SIDNEY LUMET CRIME MOVIE" FILM (WHICH BOTH HAPPEN TO BE ABOUT FAMILY MEMBERS COMMITTING CRIMES TOGETHER)

Philip S. in Before The Devil Knows Your Dead, Dustin in Family Business



THE "PATHETIC SALESMAN" FILM

Philip S. in Punch Drunk Love, Dustin in Death of a Salesman



THE "PLAYING THE UNDERACHIEVING SIDEKICK" FILM

Philip S. in Along Came Polly, Dustin in Midnight Cowboy


This is just the tip of the iceberg!

If you dare go deeper into it your mind
might be blown!!

BWA HA HA HA!!!

2 comments:

stacy said...

This is brilliant and fun!

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