BEST DAY EVER ... IF YOUR A 12 - 16 YEAR OLD

A naked picture of Vanessa Hudgens was leaked onto the internet. I would never(!!!!) post such a picture, ... but I have recreated one according to news accounts for your pleasure:

No word yet on how or why this pic got out there. Was Zac Efron pissed off at her? Did Vanessa leak it on purpose to try and dirty up her clean girl image?

Basically, I just wanted to acknowledge the excitement the young dudes of today must be feeling as they hear this news. No disrespect to Ms. Hudgens, she seems nice, but when I was 12-16 and had there been pictures of Who's The Boss-era Alyssa Milano floating around?!?! Forget about it! That woulda made my year.

I mean it was pretty legendary when Nicole Eggert took it off in that one movie. You know ... the one with Corey Haim where every dude I know rented* and fast forwarded through???

(But the pause function on the VCR was really crappy back then. You always got a shaky picture!!! I mean, it was the best we had, so it was fine, but... dudes these days don't know how good they've got it with the "DVD pause".)

*Another funny thing about renting stroke movies when I was a kid was when I had to hide them from my parents. I would go rent Mischief or My Tutor over and over and over again, but before I got out of the car to go inside the house I would stick the movie in my pants. And remember those old hard plastic VHS boxes back in the day?!?! Man! Let's just say they didn't feel very good in your pants or against your stomach. But the red scratch marks they left behind were worth it!!

P.S. That is supposed to be Vanessa's BELLY BUTTON ... not her other area ... OK?? So just back off. I didn't stoop so low as to draw in that area, it's just a really poorly drawn belly button.